Xerox

Dear Daniel:

Alas, Friday the 13th comes true. In an unprecedented show of nastiness, the Xerox machine has literally burned itself out. While doing it's last job, it tripped it's circuit breaker...emitting a burning aroma that was not all that unpleasant. When I called service, I was advised to pull the plug IMMEDIATELY and step away from the machine! Needless to say, I did it post haste. Xerox is ordering bright and shiny new parts which should be available on Monday. Until then all copying will be suspended. Thank you.