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Dear Daniel:

One day I said to David, "play me a song on the piano". Normal people would've plugged in the keyboard and played. David had to:

1. Research music software programs to put on his computer
2. Pay hundreds of dollars to purchase software
3. Wait for software to arrive
4. Upon arrival, install software into computer
5. Computer crashes after 10 hour download
6. Reinstall software
7. Computer crashes after 15 hour download
8. Take apart computer to find out why software will not load
9. Call geeky friends to analyze why software is failing
10. Call software company for further advise
11. Put software company on speed dial
12. Return software
13. Wait for new software
14. Install new software and spend 103 hours waiting for it to load
15. Partially loads but then crashes
16. Call software company and conference them in with geeky friends
17. All parties reach a consensus in a nerd orgy
18. Reinstall software and spend 5609 hours waiting for it to load
19. It successfully loads!
20. Read the 700 page manual
21. Send email that he was ready to play to girl, who used to give a shit

I'm no longer interested in him playing me a song.